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Ask ThatOtherGuy Episode 1

[ThatOtherGuy is reading a book and smoking a pipe, after a second he notices the camera]

ThatOtherGuy: Why, hello! I didn’t see you there. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Other Guy with the Glasses.

[Piano music starts playing, title card appears]

Narrator: Isn't this just a ripoff of Ask That Guy With The Glasses?

ThatOtherGuy: Well, pretty much. But I'm actually him from a another dimension. Just different skin, clothes, voice, and tentacles.

Narrator: Why does it have to be a circle of life?

ThatOtherGuy: That's a very good question. And the answer is because if it was a hexagon, the song wouldn't be as good and all the animals from The Lion King would take over America and renamed it Animalmerica.

Narrator: Who would win in a street fight, Taco or Grilled Cheese?

ThatOtherGuy: Obviously, it would be me because I'd killed their families after being so moldy. I'm actually wearing their remains right now.

Narrator: Why does frost bite.

ThatOtherGuy: Because Jack Frost is a monster that gets his nutrients from human flesh.

Narrator: What does it feel like to chew 5 gum?

ThatOtherGuy: I imagine it would mostly be about you flying around on a two headed dolphin with fists and that the mouths had two more fists coming out and that all four fists shoot out colors from it's mouth. Trying get that image out of your head, lord knows I've tried. This is That Other Guy With The Glasses saying: Until YOU ask it, there's nothing like a stupid question.

[ThatOtherGuy goes back to reading books]

The End